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// Some confessions from our inmates
I didn't hardcode the API key, it was a copy-paste accident!
The 'any' types? I was just being inclusive with my data!
I swear the spaghetti code is an architectural pattern!
I didn't skip the tests, I'm testing in production like a pro.
Please, don't look inside my node_modules... there are things I can't unsee.
The 5000-line controller? It's just very focused on its job.
I didn't steal the code from StackOverflow, I adopted it!
Memory leak? I'm just borrowing RAM and forgetting to return it.
We don't need a database, a JSON file is basically the same thing!
My comments aren't passive-aggressive, they're just emotionally honest.
I didn't hardcode the API key, it was a copy-paste accident!
The 'any' types? I was just being inclusive with my data!
I swear the spaghetti code is an architectural pattern!
I didn't skip the tests, I'm testing in production like a pro.
Please, don't look inside my node_modules... there are things I can't unsee.
The 5000-line controller? It's just very focused on its job.
I didn't steal the code from StackOverflow, I adopted it!
Memory leak? I'm just borrowing RAM and forgetting to return it.
We don't need a database, a JSON file is basically the same thing!
My comments aren't passive-aggressive, they're just emotionally honest.
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59 SENTENCING FAILURES data_object
12M SEIZED LINES folder_managed
59 REPOS IN CUSTODY
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